Sunday, 1 August 2010

Hello Everyone :)

Swayze doglett here. I'm sorry it has been a few weeks since I said hello, we have been busy and stuff. My Momma has been putting her new business plans together some more and my Dad has been doing lots of work too.

My Mom says that they have to be very careful with me around, as I likes to eats EVERYTHING that is small. They can't leave anything around. We have had two accidents in the last couple of weeks though. Mom and Dad were feeling very guilty, which made me feel guilty for eating/trying to eat things I should not.Last week, I nearly choked to death on a sandwich bag tie. My Mom does not even know where I got it from. She see'd me chewin something and opened my mouth. She got the tie off me BUT I think I had managed to swallow a teeny bit, because I started choking. My tongue was going purple and I lay down. My Momma was rushing me to the vets, but we managed to dislodge the bit and I was ok in a few seconds. This really upset my Momma though :(

THEN, on Friday night, my Dad was in BIG trouble with my Momma. He left me outside in the garden on my own for around 10 minutes. He thought I was back in the house, so he closed the door. I was actually consuming the birds tray of sunflower seeds!!!! Dad realised I was not in the house, so he came and found me. I seemed ok, so they watched me. Then, on Saturday morning, my Mom could see I was not ok. I could not get comfortable, so she carried me outside and I started to pass the seeds. They really hurt and I cried out loud! My Mom and Dad then rushed me to the emergency vets and got me sorted out. I was passing lots of sunflower seeds all day. I also had to have some nasty medication, then I had to have it again this morning. My mom was angry with Dad (even though she knows it was a mistake.... he is usually very good at looking after me). I'm feeling a lot better now but Mom is following me around EVERYWHERE! She is even watching me type this!!!! INVASION OF PRIVACY!!!

Not too sure what we are doing today. I'm off to start bugging Mom to play with me......

Here are some new photographs of me :)

Swayze Doglett xx

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

I found a few more photos from my trip!

Hello again everyone!

I managed to find a few more photographs from my camping holiday.
I finked I should show them to all my new friends!
This was the beach and the big blue! The big blue is a bit scary but I liked the little blues that twisted up the beach. I even found little fish in the little blues. I don't think any fish would live in the big blue because they would all be too scared. That's why they were all in the little blue!

Here I am again. You can see those three cliffs behind me. My Mom told me that there might be pirates at the three cliffs at nights and that they would have parrots and they would be selling gold and things. I don't know what gold is but it must be something bad if they have to sell it in the night! I watched the three cliffs at night from the tent and I didn't see thems pirates! I think that my Mom was telling tales again!!

Here is me and my Dad running on the beach. He can't catch me! I'm too fastest! My Mom doesn't run with me though because it makes her run out of airs because she has axsthma.

Here is me back at home in my garden.My garden has lots of green and my holiday has lots of blue. That's how you tell the difference. My football is purple though!

Love from Salty Swayze xx

Sunday, 11 July 2010

My Camping Trip

Hello everyone, this is Swayze here. I'm back from my camping holiday with my humans. We had a lovely time. I did EVERYTHING. I went on the beach, which was nice until I got too close to the big blue because the wind got strong and started blowing the sand in my face. I then had to tap Mom's legs so she would pick me up.
I went shopping to a town called the Mumbles! I met an old lady who had been doing her shopping. I tried to jump onto her knees on the bench but Mom stopped me. The lady said that I was a special kind of dog!! We already know that though. I'm very special!
I chose a new t-shirt from the Mumbles. I got to wear all my new beach t-shirts. Everyone was scared of me when I wore my 'Zombie Raptor' shirt!! All the kids went running and screaming. I must have looked so big and scary!!!
I put my tent up at the top of the hill, which made everyone know that I was the King. During the day, I sat outside my tent and watched people go by. They didn't bow down, but I know they wanted to.
Mom said I smelt even more like a salty dog when we were away. I asked her why and she said it must be to do with walking through the big blue water and something to do with the air getting into my pores!?! Didn't really know what on earth she was talking about but I just nodded along. Can't let her think that she knows more than me!
We went for drives at night, I met horses and barked loudly at them through the car windows!! They look so silly!
I made friends with some sheep that were near the campsite but I think they might speak Spanish or something. I chased some crows..... they don't speak Spanish with the sheep and I doubt they even try. I also made friends with a pheasant which walked past my tent everyday. Mom and Dad were shocked that I liked the pheasant.

I had lots of treats on holiday. I wish that was the same at home!

I tried to push Mom and Dad out of my bed every night but they kept on invading my space! How dare Mom put her face in the same place I want my feets! Its not on!

Anyway, now for the photographs...........

This is me at the top of my hill. Mom says I look a little like a show dog but I'm ignoring that comment... don't want her getting any ideas into that noggin of hers!

Here is my tent. I felt the need to guard it, as we were having troubles with some of the local crows. One morning they even woke my Mom up! I had to go and tell them to jog on!

This was me during a head to head argument with 'Roy' (if that is his real name) one of the crows! It became quite heated but eventually 'Roy' and his cronies got the message.

I love my Mom, she lets me fall to sleep whenever and wherever I want.

This is what I could see from the tent. I went to walk in that big blue thing one day. The yellow stuff is not so nice though. Oh, and there was a stupid herd of cows and a bull on the beach! Mom said I shouldn't feel bad that I did not understand them.... she says they speak Mexican! I don't know what Mexican is but they sounded really silly!

I liked looking at the big blue. Mom said it made me a proper salty dog! I like it when Mom calls me a salty dog because it makes her smile!

This is my Mom and Dad. Mom is on the left and Dad is on the right.

Mom had to carry me across these stepping stones, as I couldn't make it on my own. It was a bit scary. I nearly fell in with all that green slimy seaweed! Mom said 'a little bit o' seaweed never hurt anyone'.... WELL Mother, I beg to differ, I nearly slipped and died on it!!!

Those stupid Mexican cows!!!

Salty me and salty Mom!

This is the t-shirt I spent my pocket money on in the Mumbles! Mom says thats a scary Welsh dragon on the front...... I think she's a bit of a wimp because he isn't scary at all. Bring on all those Welsh dragons! Welsh Smelsh!! I like my new T-shirt though.

Thankyou for reading my salty bloglett.

Swayze Doglett.


Sunday, 27 June 2010


So, Thursday was Mom's birthday and we had lots of fun :) Its funny because Mom has presents for me for HER birthday. Hehe.
Yesterday we played in the garden LOTS!

Today we went for one of our long countryside walks. We stopped by the big ponds and looked at the ducks. Some ducks and their babies came right over to me!! Then we stopped by the cress pools to look for pond life. I don't like the water at the cress ponds very much but Mom likes to stop by them as she says they smell like the sea. Hmmm... Mom says I smell like the sea too but I think I smell better than the cress pools.
We then went back to the car which was parked under the trees, so it was nice and cool. We opened the doors, put my water bowl out and we relaxed for about half an hour. I fell asleep on Mom who was eating an ice lolly. I then got a few crusts of bread with gravy on them, as Dad was eating a hot pork sandwich. Yum!
On the way home, I sat on Moms knee and she held me tight and I put my nose out of the window :)

When we got back home, Mom went out shopping :(
When she got back she had holiday clothes for all three of us. Dad got tshirts and trousers, Mom got trousers/shorts, tshirts and a bikini!! MOST IMPORTANTLY..... I got a white tshirt with a blue shark on it (Mom needs to 'take in' this one a little), and I also got a white vest with a crab on the front! I like my new holiday clothes :)

Swayze xxx

Sunday, 20 June 2010

Some Photographs of Me.

This is me in my kitchen. Mom always asks me to pose, so I do my best. Its hard work though. Afterwards to do get a treat.

Playing in the garden. I have a lovely garden, which I share with my Rabbit and Guinea Pig sisters and brothers. I like to zoom around the garden as fast as I can. I also like to chase the birds (although my Mom tells me this is naughty!?!).

Sometimes Mom gets bored, so my hair gets plaited!! Sometimes I think she forgets I'm a BOY! I don't mind though, as the attention makes me fall to sleep.

I have lots of friends at the Chinese Crested Crush dog forum. They even included me in their January 2010 collage!
You can see me in the bottom left corner.
That was on one of my walks in the snow. I liked trying to eat the snow (but Mom said that this was also naughty!!) - when we got in from the snow, Mom would warm up my cold little feets, then I would eat my breakfast or dinner.

Here is Me in my garden. I am modelling my first K9 Closet collar. Its a 'Smoothie Tag Collar' - My name and mobile number is embroidered on it in white. Its soooo soft around my delicate neck.

All of these photos have been taken within the last 6 months, some are newer than others. Mom said it would be a good idea to post some, so that people know who I am.

I shall speak to you all soon.

Swayze Doglett.

Saturday, 19 June 2010


Hello everyone!
My name is Swayze. You can read a little about me in my profile. I live in the UK with my Mom and Dad and my rabbit and guinea pig brothers and sisters. Me and my family have decided that I would start off my own blog and gain and more friends. I would like my friends to know all about my adventures.

My Mom is called Abi and she loves me (and Dad). She feeds me, walks me, picks out my clothes when its cold, she bathes me, gives me treats, buys me things, makes me collars. She loves animals, photography, reading, seeing friends and family. She also takes lots of courses, she has just taken an exam and finished one course, now she has started a Dog Grooming course.

My Dad is called Joe. He loves me too (and Mom). He feeds me treats, takes me in the garden during the day. He runs around with me (Mom can't run too fast as she has asthma) :( Dad works at home, so at about 4pm I am bored of him, so I curl up on the sofa in the front room and wait for Mom to get home from work.... then I zoom around her.

We are all going on holiday in a few weeks. We are going camping for a whole week. Mom says I can't wee in the tent!! Whats the tent? We will be going to the beach and all sorts. Ive never seen the Sea, but Mom says I smell like the Sea, so maybe I will like it :)

Anyway, Mom says that this is just supposed to be a little 'hello' blog, as we will be using this blog alot from now on.

Hope to make lots of friends.

Bye for now.

Swayze Doglett.